Sunday, February 7, 2010

Sorry for my absence

Well hello there!

I know you think that I have forgetten about my blog, but that is just the opposite of what has happened. You see, I attend a small college on this little island that I live on. This college feels .. feels that free time is just absurd! So I`ve been doing 2/3 essays a week and alot of accounting homework and studying for tests and so much other good stuff. And of course, I`ve been dancing 12 hours a week. So I haven`t had hardly any time at all for this thing you people call "fun". This is going to change soon though. I`m heading for a tutor or two anddd gonna start drinking sum energy drinks. Hopefully this adds a few more hours to my week.

Anyway, on to bigger and better things. My new website, I`ve been slacking off so it may be a bit longer than anticipated. But this week I plan on getting back on track! Also, my SLR camera is catching dust, so I`m going to get sum use out of that one day and hope to get some inspiration whilst doing so.

Well .. I`d better get back to my schoolwork (N). I should have some interesting updates by the end of this week!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Two thousand and ten.

My gosh! I haven`t updated you folks for the new year. I apologize greatly, but once school and dance & work got started, I got pretty swamped (N). My inventory and sales have been a little out of whack.. *get back on track Dandy!*

Okay so good news! We are MOVING! .. I know what you`re thinking "But Dandy.. what will I ever do without you? Your beauty, your creativity, your wit!" Ahh no fear my friends, I am only moving to a new website and brand name. I wont say what it is now b/c who knows what type of people are lurking just WAITING to steal it away from me. So I`ll redirect you once I get the website up & running. Fun Fun Fun.

So since I don`t have pictures of my inventory right now.. I thought I`d share a delightful story with you about my day

So I got to class today LATE because the college parking lot was full and I had to park wayyy down the road. So then I get to english and my teacher says "Okay class.. you`re gonna write for three minutes about anything you want .. but you must start with the word 'today'. Write absolutely anything you want .. ONCE YOU START WITH THE WORD TODAY. Okayy .. anddd .. start!"

So then I start off writing like I`ve never done before. These phalanges have never been so well engaged in something in a span of three minutes. So after 3 minutes passed, my teacher says "Okay stop! Now for the fun part .. everyone must now read what they`ve written aloud."

Then everyone starts to read .. as we go from person to person .. I start to wonder if I had misunderstood the task .. because everyone seemed to have write "Today I got up around 8, came to school and now I`m in english class where my teacher is making me write for three minutes for some reason.." or something along those lines. So when it was my turn, I said to my teacher "Okay so .. I think I did mine a little different from everyone else`s own .." and my teacher said "Did you start with the word 'today' " .. I nodded my head and she replied, " well then it`s fine" with a smile.

I proceeded to read what I had written in the 3 minutes. It is as follows:


"Today I woke up at 8am. Then I got up .. took a shower and put on my clothes when all of a sudden my emergency phone began to ring. The town was under attack by a giant monster. It was green and slimy and the slime was causing the streets to be slippery. Cars were sliding left, right and center. I knew exactly what to do; get my super monster laser beam (with pink accented flowers of course). So I broke the glass to that bad boy and jumped in my speedy car and then I realized that my car would slide in the slime. So, I quickly pressed my BIG YELLOW BUTTON which changes my car from a car to a super, magnificent floating aircraft. It was stupendous I tell you! Anywho .. I flew downtown to stop this monster. I saw it and it made my skin crawl .. "

My class went into an uproar of laughter. I laughed along to hide my embarressment. Ahh what a day !

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